What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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