we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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