I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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