ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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