yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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