my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
