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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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