Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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