I could have mohawked her pubes.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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