Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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