3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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