If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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