If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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