is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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