You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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