Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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