We're like a lot better than the average bears
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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