Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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