Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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