I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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