can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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