ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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