Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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