high people should be assigned attendants
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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