We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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