Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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