You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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