Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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