The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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