he shaved USA in his pubs
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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