Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
zippers are such a cool invention
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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