ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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