feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We got so high we made milksteak
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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