Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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