There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
