Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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