I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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