It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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