I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You may now shotgun with the bride
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
