should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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