This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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