her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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