Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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