david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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