sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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