Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She bit a glass in half.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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