Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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