Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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