So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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