Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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