are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I showed him my bush... on skype.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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