I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i permit you to call me
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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