sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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