Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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