Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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