How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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