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this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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