her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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