when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
vagina is talking i cant
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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