hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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