they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
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i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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