Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
